June 2010
43 posts
Stoner Etiquette
1. Always share - even if you have a tiny bit, go halfsies with someone else.
2. Pass to the left.
3. Don’t nigger lip it.
4. Provider chooses who get greens (whether it’s a number game, guess the artist, or just random).
5. Don’t complain if it’s not your weed. Shut up and smoke it.
6. Don’t pass a hit up, unless you’re going to spontaneously combust if you take another puff.
7. Do not...
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I like black tumblr better than blue...
Can anyone please
get me the fuck out of here tonight
popaganda:
usually i don’t let things like this get to me but it’s great to know that a friendship that i tried so hard to keep together is falling apart and they don’t even care or put forth any effort wow ok i’m going to stop
hey this is entirely related.
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There's no way I can afford to go to college...
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Can I just get fucked up now?
I don’t want to deal with this shit anymore.
thingsstonerslike:
I feel like people are just trying to show up others about weed.
That’s not what weed’s all about.
Agreed.
Really I want to know why tumblr is black.
(via everybodysneon)
I’m pretty sure it has to do with the BP oil spill.
Today:
colinh:
1) Find the Burberry factory outlet 2) Get some shoes at topman 3) ???
IF YOU ARE IN LONDON AND WANT TO GET COFFEE SOMEWHERE, I CAN MEET YOU AT OXFORD CIRCUS (or anywhere else really). TEXT ME: 07401482769
If you don’t have a British number, don’t text me, it will cost you a lot.
Top Shop. Hit up Top Shop and Ben Sherman.
Please can somebody take me away from here for...
I don’t know if I can be here much longer. I really need not to be here right now. Can somebody pick me up?
Here’s my address: 406 Saddle Tree Trail, Coppell, TX, 75019.
I just need somebody to chill with and someone who wants to do something so I can take my mind off being home.
I just realised something.
I’m not anybody’s first choice for anything.
unflattering-deactivated2010082 asked: I'm sorry that people ended up fucking you over last night. It really wasn't that fun, I wanted to see you though.
I don't like playing with a guitar pick.
everybodysneon:
geraldbyatruth:
everybodysneon:
I use my nail most of the time.
I should use a pick…
Try buying acrylic nails and use that, it gives you the feel of playing with your finger nail minus the chipping and the pain of having such a long nail.
SHITYEAH. They also have these
Which are bueno.
Yeah I thought when you said nail you meant like, forefinger nail. Thumb picks...
I don't like playing with a guitar pick.
everybodysneon:
I use my nail most of the time.
I should use a pick…
Try buying acrylic nails and use that, it gives you the feel of playing with your finger nail minus the chipping and the pain of having such a long nail.
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Derp.
Smells like bud.
owlyouneedislove:
Yo. cut it. Soy un perdedor I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me? (double barrel buckshot) Soy un perdedor I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
You knew about this before Glee I hope…
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Wake Up
Everyone yells at you!
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Jesus God fucking asshole ballsack crucified...
I hate crying, dude. Least. Favorite. Ever.
I am just so angry and sad about how little it seems I mean to people I mean, shit, Tyrone, I work my ass off on this shit to make it work and people are just fucking dickheads the whole night. Everything I heard about tonight was horrible, even the people who were being fucking asshats said that the party was bad which doesn’t even...
I think self injury is stupid.
celestefuck:
I’ll tell you why, because it just IS. It’s pointless an it’s not because you want to “feel”. It’s because you need attention and you cant find a GOOD thing to get attention by. Oh and don’t come at me with my drug use, you’re only gonna waste your time.
If your doing self injury STOP. You’re idiotic. And if you really hate life, kill yourself. One less dumbass.
ehm, really? Have...
colinh:
I am not nearly as horny as I should be for an 18-year-old guy. This worries me almost daily.
Soy milk, man…
celestefuck:
Time to sneak out :)
heyy me too
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Options for entering 'Most Creative Child...
owlyouneedislove:
[1] Windblown
[2] Jumping
[3] Her Own Fashion Sense
[4] All Wet
2 or 3, leaning towards three.
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Achievements List #1:
Prometheus - Supply a lighter to a friend in need
Tarzan - Smoke a joint while sitting in a tree
Underage - Toke up as or with a minor
Undercover Brother - Go to work high
EZ Baked - Make weed cookies/brownies
Party Foul - Spill the bong water
Green Gills - Drink the bong water
FUUUUUUUUU - Get your weed jacked by a cop
Flying Nina - Smoke outside all night
Nug Ninja - Blaze atop...
RED, LETS GO
donthatecooperate:
menkieface:
I hope you watch Dr.Who……
I feel that may be too much to hope for.
Think how many people have sat next to you on a bus, train, whatever. Now think...
– (via iknowyoursecret) (via stuckinmymind) (via iwouldnevertellyou) (via thisismywonderland) (via celestefuck)
May 2010
57 posts
In a society like America, we should bring up our children to know that others...
– Peter Singer (One World) (via karoshi)
God dammit.
Fucking Lost spoilers on Tumblr without warnings…
Whatever I had a theatre banquet so I couldn’t watch, I’ll still catch it on Hulu
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Old Spice
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
– Darth Vader