June 10, 2010
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Stoner Etiquette
1. Always share - even if you have a tiny bit, go halfsies with someone else.
2. Pass to the left.
3. Don’t nigger lip it.
4. Provider chooses who get greens (whether it’s a number game, guess the artist, or just random).
5. Don’t complain if it’s not your weed. Shut up and smoke it.
6. Don’t pass a hit up, unless you’re going to spontaneously combust if you take another puff.
7. Do not puff-puff-pass if the ganja is not rolled up in something.
8. You can NOT break the cycle.
9. No camping, puff then pass. No one will remember your story in 2 minutes, they’re more concerned about the ganja you’re not passing.
10. Don’t torch the bowl.
11. Don’t pass the bong with backwash smoke. Clear your shit like a man.
12. Don’t pass the bowl cashed without warning, and don’t blow it out until you’re sure it’s ass.
13. If you drool, definitely wipe that shit up; no one wants sloppy seconds.
14. Don’t pocket a lighter that you did not enter the room with.
15. Never ever ever smoke someone else’s weed without asking. Don’t assume you’re welcome into the circle until they give you the okie-dokie.
16. Enjoy your blaze and say thanks.
(via thingsstonerslike)
